Corporate enough to trust, cheap enough to call twice.
We look professional enough to fool your neighbours.
We say all the right words to make you feel safe about hiring us.
We arrive fast, look busy, and fix it like magic.
We charge enough to make you question your budget priorities.
Turning ‘locked out’ into ‘logged in’. Welcome to Ace Entry Gants Hill – your trusted (because marketing told us to say that) door problem “solution provider”. When you inevitably lock yourself out because you were juggling a latte, phone, and poor life choices, we’re here to make that less embarrassing… for a small fee, of course. We’re the corporate overlords of access resolution. We thrive on KPIs, quarterly targets, and passive-aggressive punctuality. If your “door interface system” is “experiencing unexpected downtime”, we’ll “action a resolution” and send you an invoice that makes you feel like you just bought a yacht.
Optimizing access solutions since last Tuesday.
Locked out? We deploy overpriced but efficient entry re-enablement protocols.
When the twisty-bit stops twisting, we synergize leverage to restore functionality.
Hinges squeal louder than your manager? We silence them to corporate standards of "acceptable noise levels."
Lost keys? We "manufacture replacements" while making it sound way more high-tech than it is.
A: We “provide continuous operational coverage” (translation: yes, but we’re cranky about it).
A: According to the cert on the office wall and three PowerPoint slides, absolutely.
A: We “strive for customer satisfaction metrics of 95%+” – basically, yes, unless we don’t.
Ace Entry – Your door problems, our revenue stream.”
aceentrylocksmithgantshill@gmail.com
2036337639
7b Beehive Lane, Gants Hill, Ilford, IG1 3RG
“Felt like calling an IT helpdesk but for doors. Weirdly efficient, still expensive. 5 stars?”
“Guy showed up in a tie, opened my door, handed me a corporate brochure. Wild experience.”
“Got in fast, sarcasm included free of charge. Would ‘utilize services’ again.”
